When I went to the gym this week I told the guy at the reception desk I had forgotten my membership card so he said I would have to go in the naughty book. My answer was that I never go in that book because I say Gouranga. He said you are our happiest member.
I told him he should know this is because I say Gouranga.

I was at the gym & there is this guy at reception & he never says Gouranga, he is a little suspicious. Then I saw him whispering something to the other guy so I said I heard that. He called me over to tell me actually he was telling the other guy if they both say Gouranga every day I may write a comment card praising them.
Later that evening I did write a card & told this guy called Andy that will cost him a lot Gouranga's.